- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Immigration Laws

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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