Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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