teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Alchohol.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

BIG MAC'S

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Click here for free sandwich.

The FCC

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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