- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOw you have no life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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