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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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