- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

you dint have to be a jew matt

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

how much fish could a chicken

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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