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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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