- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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