- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

hashtags suck balls

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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