- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Women's Rights

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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