- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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