- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

My children are mistakes

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

TIMMY

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Oh, go away

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

save me from the nothing ive become

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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