-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

guess what>? your mum lol

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

I went to work today....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's big and purple? Barney

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