- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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