- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Justin's life

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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