- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.