Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

who do we all like george goodburn

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

thumb_up thumb_down -30

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

thumb_up thumb_down -32

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops