What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

i like it in the mouth

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

antijoke is the best website.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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