why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Women's Rights..

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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