- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What hurts like hell? HELL

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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