Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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ewrg

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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