- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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