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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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