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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Small Penis.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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