- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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