What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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