- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock knock Come in

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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