- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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