Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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knock knock who's there ?

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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