- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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