- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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