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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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