Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Make me famous

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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antijoke is the best website.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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