Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Your girlfriend.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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