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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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