whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Your girlfriend.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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