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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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