What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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