What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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