An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Robin, get in the car!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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