Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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