Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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