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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

hashtags suck balls

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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