roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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swag

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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