- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

That's illegal What? Your mom

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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