What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

knock knock come in !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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