OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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