- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm Coming

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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