- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A women left the kitchen.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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