How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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how do you win a game try your best

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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