Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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