What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Women's rights.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A russian gives away vodka.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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