- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

if you are reading this your wasting your time

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock Knock Who did that?

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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