So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

your face is kinda funny

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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