- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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