- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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