A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Knock knock.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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