A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's your blood type? Red.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Matthew Baker

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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