- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

HEY!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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