Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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