- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Albert your flies undone.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Womens rights

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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