What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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