- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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