- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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