whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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