- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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