Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Male leadership.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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