What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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