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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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