- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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