What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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