Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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