XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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