- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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