- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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