What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Mahmy

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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