Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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