Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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