- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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