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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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