- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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