my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Anti Joke

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