- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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