Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the boy laughing? Because

thumb_up thumb_down +16

alert("Hello");

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A young baby died.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops