- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

My spelling is horrible

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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