A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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