Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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your so fat. your fat!

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A whole 'nother.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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PENIS

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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