- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jordan is pregant

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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