eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Knock knock Go away

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A shark ate your mom

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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