Why so serious ?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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