what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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HEY!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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