- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

YOLO You only like Oreos

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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