- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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