Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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