- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why so serious ?

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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