- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Caroline Kelly.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??